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PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? (a ruler of a nation, or another important public figuire?)

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? (lol I thought the same thing, I love Giligan's Island)

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? (blind people do dream)

Why does Goofy stand while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
(yes)

who was the first person to look at a tree and say, "I think I'll stab this tree and pour its blood over my flapjacks!"
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


Theres Disney Land and Euro Disney too. Thats a funny one. I've never been caught in that human trap though. Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Theres Disney Land and Euro Disney too. Thats a funny one. I've never been caught in that human trap though. Sad

Laughing Yeah, I liked the Disney one too, lol.
I've actually been to Euro Disney, years ago when it first opened, and it seriously is like a people trap operated by a mouse! Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you haven't? don't worry it's not THAT great.
I've went before to Disneyland. It's nice but I went during the summer, so it was extremely crowded and I had to wait forever just to go on certain rides.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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you haven't? don't worry it's not THAT great.

I really loved it at Euro Disney, although I was only about 9 years old at the time, but it was definately the best theme-park I've ever been to. Cool You do start feeling like you're being followed by Minnie mouse and pals though, you can't get away from them, lol. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Disney Land is South of where I live, by about 6 or so hours. I've been really close, but I've never been there.

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If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


Where does a coyote get money from anyway? Idea
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been to both Disney Land and Disney World, so I guess I got caught in that mouse's trap.

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He delivered pizzas--round ones in square boxes. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Where does a coyote get money from anyway?


He delivered pizzas--round ones in square boxes. Very Happy


Yes, but who would hire a coyote anyway? Wouldnt he just eat the pizzas?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, but who would hire a coyote anyway? Wouldnt he just eat the pizzas?


Hey, coyotes are very fast: thirty minutes or less. And he wouldn't eat the pizzas because he was trying to save up money to buy all sorts of fancy crap to kill the roadrunner.

Now, had they made roadrunner pizzas, then perhaps Coyote would've been tempted. Twisted Evil
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Dont' you remember? He had a part time job with the sheep dog. You've had to see the cartoon where they both clock in during the morning and then the coyote tries the steal the sheep all day and the dog always stops him in a way that ends with the coyote being flattened like a pancake. Then they would clock out at the end of the day.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I remember that one now! Ahhh, memories. Now those were cartoons. Wink
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Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? (a room?)

What do you call a male ladybug? (a beetle right?or are some lady bugs not ladies?)

What do you call male ballerinas? (some straight men who are comfortable with their sexuality enough to wear tights)

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

What's the synonym for thesaurus?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

When day breaks who fixes it?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

When night falls who picks it up?

When people lose weight, where does it go?

When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?

Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?

Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

How is it possible to run out of space?

How long is the long arm of the law?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?

Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

Why are violets blue and not violet? (goog question Idea )
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blah I meant 'good' question lol
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why, Toto of course. That's what he got. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

imanobody wrote:
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Where does a coyote get money from anyway?

Dont' you remember? He had a part time job with the sheep dog. You've had to see the cartoon where they both clock in during the morning and then the coyote tries the steal the sheep all day and the dog always stops him in a way that ends with the coyote being flattened like a pancake. Then they would clock out at the end of the day.


Oh, right. I do remember those. He always had some crazy ideas.
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